whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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