your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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