I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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