laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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