I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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