does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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