So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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