She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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