Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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