her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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