she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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