In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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