I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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