So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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