? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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