it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
