Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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