I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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