that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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