PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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