Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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