Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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