Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
This house was built for laser tag.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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