You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I pour the whiskey from now on
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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