fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my fart just growled at me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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