Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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