hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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