Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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