To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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