The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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