I just pynch a tree in the face
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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