Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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