....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just found puke in my bra..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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