i will never coherently bang her
I understand Curling. That high.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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