You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
