just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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