fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Need sex. Gaining weight.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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