Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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