Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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