? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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