I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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