And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
