he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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