You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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