But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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