Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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