the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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