I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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