Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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