I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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