if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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