It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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