i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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its like you know when i get waxed
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
