There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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